Hi and welcome to my quick and dirty pseudo-"announcements" page. Please excuse the lack of aesthetics

Last updated: June 11 2005.

Current projects:

• "Mother of All Bombs" (pencils/inks; written and FX by Patrick Farley)
• "The Girly Comic" -- anthology magazine, illustrated Andrew Cheverton's "There Was a Divorce" in issue 6; issue 7 "Remembrance" also written by Andrew Cheverton.

Status of "Nowhere Girl" website:

• Sorry no changes at this time. I am focusing on the above projects in the evenings and my day-job in the daytime.
• Keeps me off the streets so consider yourselves safe! Mua ha ha!

Technical Issues:

• It's been brought to my attention (thank you Maljax) that this site does not work in Apple's Safari web browser. After consulting a couple of friends on different minor revisions of OS X, It seems the JavaScript I use is incompatible with changes made to Safari sometime between OS X versions 10.3.6 (in which I'm informed the site works) and 10.3.9 (in which it doesn't).
  If you're on a Mac using the latest versions of Apple's Panther or Tiger operating systems and you'd still like to read this comic, I would suggest using a different browser, such as Firefox, Camino, or Internet Explorer. I don't have an ETA on making a fix for this and haven't decided as of this posting if I will try to fix it or just "live with it" until I completely re-do the code anyway. Again, thank you Maljax and I apologize for any inconvenience.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.